Britney ‘attempted rehab suicide’ | NEWS.com.au
Australian news source The Daily Telegraph is reporting that Britney Spears has “flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming “I am the anti-christ” to frightened staff. She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil’s number “666″ across her head.” ZOMG!! Do we believe this? Several people have already commented on the fact that it’s a little fishy an Australian news source has such information when the Promises staff in California have been paid big money to keep that sort of thing quiet.
Not to be confused with the other Antichrist – the leader of dangerous cult/”religious” sect “Growing in Grace” – Jose Luis deJesus Miranda. Although Miranda used to claim he was Jesus, he’s now done a 180 on that and is claiming to be the Antichrist, inspiring followers to get ‘666′ tattoos to prove their “commitment to the faith’.
Hmmmm….maybe someone should get these two together…..will the REAL Antichrist PLEASE stand up??
Seriously, though…..if any of this crap is true, who’s fault is it that Spears has flipped her lid?? Some of the more socially conscious among us are blaming the media. But the media can’t function without a society that supports it. So the real bastards responsible are us. You and me. We are the ones to blame for Britney.
Or we could just blame Kevin Federline. Yeah, that sounds good. Let’s get him!!
Update 3/8/07: Even Perez is starting to wonder if the suicide rumors could be true…..no word on the whole Antichrist thing yet, though…