Pirates.
Yep that’s right. There are actual pirates, and they tried to attack a cruise ship the other day. Everybody PANIC!!
Not that we needed any additional reasons to not-go on a cruise, because after all the reports of crime and sickness on cruise ships, it’s amazing anyone signs up for these things at all. But apparently, now you have bigger fish to fry on your vacation than a little cholera. And it’s not just cruise ships either – next time you’re out on your luxury yacht, keep an eye out just in case.
